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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

We Dodged a Bullet Today

This is a great day for America. We dodged a real bullet today...

From TMZ:
It was a meeting of the A-list celebuspawn as Michael Jackson's three kids (Paris, Prince and Blanket) hung out with Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith's children, Willow and Jaden Smith, on an L.A. film set the other day.

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The Jackson kids arrived to the set with their grandmother, Katherine Jackson. So far, it's unclear if the kids were on the set to act ... or just to hang out with the Smiths.

As we previously reported, the Jackson kids have expressed a serious interest in Hollywood -- earlier this year, Prince told "Good Morning America" he was "looking at a couple of opportunities in show business ... mostly producing."


First of all, who is the white dude on the left?


Anyway today America is lucky. Al Qaeda warned there would be consequences of us killing Bin Laden, and we are lucky it didn't happen today on an L.A. film set.

Killing the Fresh Prince's kids AND Michael Jackson's kids in one swoop? The economy would grind to a screeching halt, no one would remember how to whip their hair back and forth. We wouldn't have any more Karate Kid remakes. The heart of America would explode and we would revert to cave men.

Everyone can sleep easy tonight knowing that this epic conference of 12-year-old billionaires, I know I will.


But I can see the movie now. Will Smith's kids killed by terrorist. Will Smith takes on entire Middle East alone. Some kind of Bad Boys tie-in.Smith saves the day, and macks the honies on the side.

Cha Ching.

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