Fucking Rebecca Black

i was reading this article about how Rebecca Black thinks she is hot shit because everyone watched "Friday" on youtube to laugh at it. I was never going to even mention the article until I saw this.

Fuck Friday

From the Hollywood Reporter:
It caps off a tremendous year for the 14-year-old, who most recently scored a co-starring role in Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” music video. Black’s video for “Friday” surpassed Bieber’s “Baby” to become the most played Youtube clip of all time, with 167 million views and counting. 

Wait a minute. "Friday" is the most played thing on youtube? And it passed Bieber's "Baby" video?! What the fucking fuck. I mean I'm not saying when I was 13 I listened to amazing music, but what the fuck. Teenie boppers right now are possibly some of the worst judges of music ever.

I mean "Friday" I think mostly got watched by people who were making fun of it, so that's okay. But Justin Bieber's "Baby"? Have you listened to that song? This shit makes "Oops, I did It Again" look like "Stairway to Heaven". And if you didn't get those references go turn on your car and close the garage door, for all of our sakes'.

What has youtube become? The Bed Intruder song isn't the number one champ? Rebecca fucking Black? I weep for the future generation. And right now "Baby" has fucking 500,000,000 hits. Shit you not. I'll cave in though. Start stroking your teenage clams ladies.



Then I go to post the "Friday" video and it's taken off youtube because of a copyright claim by Rebecca Black. Hey you stupid whore, if it wasn't for youtube no one would know who you are you spoiled little twat. God I hope she ends up doing porn in the San Fernando Valley getting hatefucked by livestock for crack.