Dog Fucker

From The Smoking Gun:
FEBRUARY 28--Meet Sarah Walker.

The 33-year-old photographer was arrested yesterday by Arizona cops for allegedly plotting with her husband and another man to procure a male golden shepherd so that she could have sex with the dog.
Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies busted Walker, her husband Shane, a 38-year-old flight attendant, and Robert Aucker, 29, on a felony count of conspiring to commit an act of bestiality.

According to a probable cause affidavit, an undercover investigator earlier this month spotted a Craigslist ad titled “Wife looking for a K9,” which noted, “Let us know were and when we are looking for now.” During an exchange of e-mails with the targets, the undercover detective was told that the husband and wife “wanted a male dog to have sexual intercourse with the wife.”

At one point during the correspondence, the investigator was “offered sexual favors with the wife before the bestiality would occur,” the affidavit reports.

This is fucked up even for craigslist. I mean come on people jesus christ. Go adopt a stray to fuck or something, why the need to have a stranger bring the dog? I think bestiality is probably the grossest thing I can think of. And you gotta love the offer for the dude to get it wet before the dog does. No thanks crazy bitch, no thanks.


Oh and I thought it was common knowledge by now that cops just live on craigslist so it usually isn't the best to advertise something illegal. You know that one dude who has a dog to plow you is a fed. Come on people.