Loser of the Week: 2/13/12

From NY Daily News:
An entrance into President Obama's helicopter's airspace could prove to be a low point for one high-flying private plane.

The privately owned Cessna was intercepted by two Air Force F-16 fighter jets and escorted to Long Beach Airport, where it was met with Secret Service and local law enforcement officials, ABC News reported. Once on the ground, agents found 40 pounds of marijuana inside, sources told the Associated Press.

The President was never in any danger, sources told the AP.
There was an 8 mile radius off-limits to air traffic during Obama's liftoff from California, but officials declined to say how close the pot-filled plane came.

The pilots were turned over to law enforcement after officials determined they posed no threat to Obama.

If you see it, you're already fucked

Talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time. What time did you set up that deal to fly forty pounds of weed to that dude? Well fucking Obama wanted to surf today so you are fucked.


I wouldn't have even landed that bitch, I would dare those idiots to shoot me down. And then they would. But talk about shitting your pants when you land with your forty fucking pounds and the feds meet you on the tarmac. They probably confiscated the bud for Obama's personal use. Loser of the motherfucking week.

Tennessee one up's Oklahoma's ignorance

From Newser:
A controversial bill banning Tennessee elementary and middle school teachers from teaching students about homosexuality got approval from the state's House Education subcommittee yesterday, inching it closer to law. The committee approved the same version of the so-called "Don't Say Gay" bill that the Senate passed late last year, the Tennessean reports, meaning it allows teachers to respond to questions about homosexuality. 

Dozens of Nashville high school students showed up to protest the bill, clad in purple T-shirts. "The basic right as an American is my right to life, my right to liberty, and my right to the pursuit of happiness," said one Democrat who supported the bill. "Within that includes being able to … raise my children as I see fit and to indoctrinate them as I see fit." But opponents of the bill argue that it will give students the impression that homosexuality carries a stigma.

What the fuck is wrong with this fucking country? Do people think that by not teaching their kids about homosexuality they can't turn out gay? More like they repress their identity and then shoot up the fucking school. Sounds like a fucking brilliant plan to me.

The most stupid aspect of this is "raise my children as I see fit and to indoctrinate them as I see fit". Dude just because you learn about fission in science doesn't mean kids are going to dedicate their life to making a nuke. Just because you learn about Hilter doesn't make you come home a Nazi.

I mean for fuck's sake people. Gay people exist, and they are normal just like you and me they just prefer getting boned by dudes. I nt he big scheme of things who gives two fucks? I don't care if people chill at home and unwind after work by fucking a toaster or some shit. Who the fuck cares. I hate ignorant douche bags.

Oklahoma leading the charge in ignorance

From Newser:
The Oklahoma Senate has passed a controversial bill that declares that life begins at the moment of conception, in a landslide 34-8 vote. The Personhood Act passed yesterday after two hours of debate. It's unclear what effect the bill will have, however; its author says it's just a statement and doesn't ban or even restrict abortion rights, birth control access, or stem cell research. He adds that anyone saying so is merely "fear mongering," the Oklahoman reports. 

idiots are in red

The bill had garnered widespread attention after Democrat Constance Johnson introduced a tongue-in-cheek amendment declaring it an act against the unborn for men to waste sperm (click to read it). "It was humorous," Johnson said in yesterday's debate, "but I was serious as a heart attack. … Maybe nobody in this chamber gets it but somebody heard that all we're asking for is for this conversation to include both individuals that are necessary to bring life about." The amendment was tabled.


Jesus. This is some scary shit. Life begins at conception? So at the exact moment when that sperm buries it's head in the egg we have a person? Fuck you. If you think I'm dumb enough to buy that shit you must be drunk. I mean let's be for real, even pro-lifers don't think this is true. They just embrace it because then they can push their anti-abortion agenda.

I mean I'm pretty sure any scientist will tell you that it's hard to say when "life" begins in an embryo. I'll tell you one thing though, an egg with a sperm in it is not a motherfucking person. It just isn't. And it kind of proves my point since the conservative backwash Oklahoma is the first state to put through some shit like this. Apparently Virginia is working on proving to the country that they are idiots as well.

Now I know if I meet anyone from Oklahoma they are an idiot, or at the very least elect idiots to their state goernment.

Half head man is weird

This shit is flying all over the internet. I mean the video has it all. A disfigured guy talking about not drinking and driving while smoking the tiniest blunt I've ever seen. It actually kinda makes me not want to drink and drive. Then his boy calls him out for liking fat chicks. I mean that's pretty un-bro dude.

Oh and live it up dude you'll be dead in less than a day. Nobody blows up Obama's spot on growing pot in the White House, no one.

Humpday Hotty: Jessica Simpson

How the fuck could I have overlooked my girl J Simps after over a year of hottys? It's really inexcusable. Right now she might not be the hottest anything on the planet, but re-watch the Dukes of Hazard remake and enjoy. I have no idea what she's done in the last 5 years besides Tony Homo but who cares.