I don't even know where to begin. Okay so maybe it isn't too crazy to make a Facebook page for your unborn fetus. It might not make you a lunatic to want them to come into the world with "good friends" but that shit is kinda pushing it.
However, you are most absofuckinglutely bat shit crazy when you argue with the father of said fetus on Facebook. And you are still speaking as if you are the baby? Like that is certifiable. Game, set, craziest baby momma ever.
What happens if you miscarry the baby fucking genius? Status update :"Mommy did too much crack and I withered up like a raisin." Seriously don't people think of shit like this? Goddamn if I could reach through the internet and slap this bitch I sure as shit would.
And another thing, these "Nancy" and "Dana" characters encouraging this shit. Like they don't seem to realize how fucked up in the end this whole scenario is? I feel like this little snippet is the best condom advertisement ever. I bet Brad is now a religious user of the condom.
"Trojan, use one every time, cuz that bitch is fucking loony."
better use one next time Brad |
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