What the Fuck of the Week: NAMBLA

Are you fucking shitting me America? I was so bored watching one episode of South Park I decided to verify the organization in the episode was real, I wish I hadn't.

NAMLBA is the North American Man-Boy Love Association. I know. Now don't fool yourself, the Catholic Church has been in the game of supporting pedophilia awhile now, they are the pro's. But if they are the pro's, this NAMBLA crew is seriously fucked up as well. I explored their website to delve deep into the heart of this sick shit.

I could barely get past the "Who We Are" page. One of their goals is "educating the general public on the benevolent nature of man/boy love." WHAT THE FUCK?

They claim the group started as a result of gays being persecuted in Boston. I can see the thing with this organization is they don't know about the concept of pedophilia. If I may.

Pedophilia - (according to merriam-webster) is "sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object."

So NAMBLA is essentially a lobby group for pedophile's rights. Now I mean, freedom of speech has some pitfalls, like Nazi's, skinhead's, etc. But I think this is where a line can be drawn. I mean at least when Catholic priests touch boys they have the backing of one of the most powerful entities in the world. But NAMBLA? Can't the FBI just like find out who the leaders are and be like "so, you think we should all be free to touch little kids? I'm going to go ahead and arrest you, yeah." Like a hate police but pedophilia, that shits fucked. Anyway I digress.

Moving on in the NAMBLA website, we come to an innocent page titled "What is Man/boy Love?" This should be good...

This is how they define Man/Boy love "It’s the love of a man for a boy, and of a boy for a man. Enjoyable, consensual, beautiful." Are you guys serious, I'm about to eat, this shit is mind-bending and insane.

The idea of this article was just to see if South Park always uses real material, and it turned into this disgusting investigation.

If anyone has a gun to your head and tells you to go to the most vile website on earth, skip tubgirl, twogirlsonecup and cake farts, and go right to www.nambla.org.