Colossal Meltdown: Pats/Jets Kneejerk Reactions

Okay, there isn't much to say about the Jets versus Patriots game, other than the Jets backed up their shit-talk with a resounding crushing of the Patriots yesterday afternoon. A young Patriots defense got carved up by the Dirty Sanchez while the Jets defense left Tom Brady and company struggling to make first downs, much less the elusive touchdown. I said it from the first time Alge Crumpler dropped the ball in the end zone, if we are living and dying by Alge Crumpler's hands, we are fucked like a coke whore in Baltimore. And get fucked we did.

You win this time, Rex

I have to hand it to Rex Ryan, he backed up his shit-talking with new schemes and a potent combination of running and gun slinging. The defense was getting to Tom Brady rushing only three down lineman. What the fuck. Six offensive lineman versus three fucking defensive lineman? Seems like simple math to me. Double team each of them big fuckers and give Brady some sort of time instead of having him getting sat on every other play. The Pats couldn't execute shit. Fake punt, fucked it up. Getting a first down, fucked it up.

But all is not lost people. The defense is going to be more experienced next year, if we draft a fucking pass-rusher then we should be okay. The offense needs a little retooling, Danny Woodhead is good but Green-Ellis should be getting 80% of the carries. He just carries people on his back like a mo-fucking beast. But come on, everyone is shitting on Belichik and Tom Brady like they aren't shit. Gimme a fucking break, the Jets are a good team, their defense is sick nasty. Oh well, at least we still have the Celtics.

Give me the fucking rock bro