The Old Crack in the Foreskin Trick

So last week in Kentucky jail officers were processing a man who had been arrested for possession of codeine and a marijuana roach that had been dipped in the codeine, The Smoking Gun reports. Then officers searched the man and found a small baggie of cocaine was tied to the waistband of Antoine Banks' boxers. This prompted jail officers to conduct a strip search, after which they found another bag of cocaine, hidden in his foreskin.

Dude, what the fucking fuck? Like I respect the guy for making use of his anteater and everything, but come on bro. Crack in the cockskin? Kind of bizarre even for a crack dealer. It makes me wonder what they do during strip searches though, I mean are we talking finger in the piss-hole type stuff? You know they check for stuff in your ass, but how would they find crack in your foreskin? Only one way. Just makes me picture the most awkward scene in jail other than when the soap hits the tile floor of the shower room. Sexual harassment anyone?