Okay so this new Helmet shaver thing has been all over the internet. The device is essentially a helmet that you put on and it shaves your head in like twenty seconds or something ridiculous.
I mean I think this is a super-cool invention for dudes who like to keep their head fresh and shit. But to me it seems horrifying. It's a good thing I don't plan on doing the bald thing anytime while I have breath in my body. But this is one of those things it's like "If I didn't get stoned and eat Cheetos and applied myself instead I could have invented this." You know the inventor is about to come into some coin big time. Coulda been you, you lazy fuck.
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