Bam Margera Knocked Out

According to TMZ Bam Margera, Jackass alum and Viva la Bam star, got knocked the fuck out by some dude. Apparently Bam was calling some grenade a beached whale and her friend clocked him good. Apparently he was out cold for seven minutes.

From TMZ:
Bam says the woman's friend punched him in the face and the two began fighting.  Bam fell  to the ground and the woman then delivered the knockout blow.  Bam was out for 7 minutes.

Bam says his face was "covered in blood" and he has a black eye.  On top of that, he lost his $500 bracelet.

 Bam Margera is a bitch. Not because he made fun of some huge chick during SXSW at his hotel. Not because he fought her friend who came after him. But because he got knocked the fuck out by the land mine's friend and then they took his $500 bracelet. The bitch probably farted on his face during the seven minutes he was out too. Such a bitch.