Demi Moore is Pissed

From the NY Post:
She’s telling her boy toy to bounce.
Fed-up cougar Demi Moore has had it up to here with her half-grown husband’s harlots, and is officially ending her six-year marriage to Hollywood hunk Ashton Kutcher, according to a report.
The expected split comes on the heels of reports that Kutcher, 33, bedded a young woman after a booze-fueled boys’ night out at a San Diego nightclub on Sept. 24, which also happened to be his and Demi’s sixth anniversary.

The 23-year-old “other woman” went into hiding after hiring a top Hollywood attorney, according to Radar Online, whose sister publication, Star magazine, is reporting the split.

“Ashton and Demi have separated and the marriage is over,” a source close to the pair told Star magazine.
Tongues were wagging this week when Moore, 48, stepped out solo at the New York Lifetime premiere of “Five” looking even skinnier than usual.
She has also tweeted recently about having “your own back” and “trying to find the light I lost.”
Representatives for Moore and Kutcher did not respond to requests for comment.

Hey honey, that's the broad I boned last night

Well this was about two years in the making. Who marries the soon-to-be-unhot cougar? I mean come on Ashton I could have told you this was a shit idea. Of course he gets drunk and smashes twenty-something hotties. He's Ashton motherfucking Kutcher. He's a young rich hollywood douche you can't expect him to not act like one Demi. I thought you were a smart cougar but apparently your mind is going with your body in old age.