Just Fuck Her Next Time Dude

You know what, I'm not sure many dudes have been swung on because they won't bone a chick, this might be the first time it has ever happened.

From the Smoking Gun:
SEPTEMBER 27--“All I want is a piece of ass, is that too much to ask for?”

I wouldn't hit it either

That’s what Melissa Minarsich said to police last night when they arrived at her Iowa City home in response to a call of a “female out of control.” As detailed by Minarsich, 28, she got into an altercation with her boyfriend “because he would not have sex with her.”

Which prompted Minarsich’s pointed remark to cops about her desire for “ass.”
According to a criminal complaint, Minarsich smelled of booze and had slurred speech when interviewed by Iowa City Police Department officers. Her boyfriend--with whom she has an eight-month-old child--told cops when he told Minarsich “he wouldn’t sleep with her she became upset and swung at him.” Minarsich “landed a couple of blows,” but the man was not injured, police noted.

Minarsich was booked into the Johnson County jail on a misdemeanor domestic assault charge (she was convicted in June 2009 on a similar count). Seen in the above mug shot, Minarsich is being held in lieu of $5000 bond.

This is a weird fucking domestic dispute to walk into if you are a cop. Crazy drunk slut screaming about needing the dick, and the poor dude getting slapped around yelling about how he wouldn't fuck her with his enemies' penis. Just prime Jerry Springer type shit right there. Or an episode of Cops. But honestly dude, you shoulda just taken one for the team and given her the dick, probably just the tip would have been enough. Although that's probably how she tricked you into being her baby-daddy so what the fuck do I know.