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Thursday, November 11, 2010

My Christmas List

 I know, I know Atheist asking for Christmas presents, whatever I'll take 'em where I can get 'em, and non believers don't get holidays.

Just look at some of this footage. It's like terminator meets sporting entertainment and free marketing. BUY ME ONE. Terminator Tee Shirt Gun.

Mother of all that is alcohol, I gotta put this on the list as well. This might be the most genius thing ever in the history of aerial beer delivery technology. The Chinese have probably had these since '88.




Here's another idea, probably my first priority since my Minivan is on it's last legs.

How to make a pimpin' unicycle? Combine it with roller blades. It's simple math.
Gay transportation+ gay transportation= straight awesome.
Simple. Buy me a Flyrad.




Alright so you might not like me enough to get me this stuff, hell you probably don't even know me. But this is the least you can do. Sick treehouse, bring me back to my youth, I'll love you, I promise.

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