Don't Fuck With Granny

Jesus Christ, you thought dealing with young girls is bad.

According to The Smoking Gun, 92-year-old Helen Staudinger fired shots into a man's home after he wouldn't kiss her.

You know you'd hit it

From The Smoking Gun:

Investigators allege that Staudinger went next door to speak with Dwight Bettner, but her 53-year-old neighbor asked her to leave. In an interview with a sheriff’s deputy, Staudinger said she told Bettner that she would not leave unless he gave her a kiss.
Bettner declined, which triggered an argument between the Fort McCoy residents.
That is when an incensed Staudinger returned to her home, got her gun, and allegedly fired into Bettner’s residence. Bettner, who was hit by flying debris, was not seriously injured by the gunfire.

I guess crazy broads are crazy for life. Like what the fuck is wrong with this woman? Jesus man, not getting a kiss so you load up and start popping off like it's fucking Compton. This woman is an OG. She probably taught Snoop how to gang bang. Shit is fucked up.  You thought broads were crazy in their 20's. Try not kissing a 92-year-old. I'd have a vest on first.