Every Teen Bro's Fantasy

So every teenage dude has fantasies about banging his boy's mom. But in this case the perfect storm of MILFery went down flawlessly, until the stupid cooze got caught.

From Newser:

(Newser) – The crime talker of the day: A 44-year-old California woman is accused of having sex and committing "lewd acts" with at least one and possibly three members of her son's youth hockey team, reports the Orange County Register. Kathia Maria Davis, a divorced mother of three, faces charges of unlawful sex with a minor under 16 and engaging in lewd acts with a minor under 14. 

Police don't think her son knew about the alleged acts, which reportedly started years ago, notes the Los Angeles Times. Says a police official, "We received complaints that she was throwing parties for members of the hockey team and other friends of her son and providing them with alcohol." The LAT helpfully adds that they were "sleepover parties." Davis is out on bail.

Not quite what I had in mind, but it'll do

Woah there under 14 dude. Nice. Not even sprouting pubes in his ball bag yet and he is getting crunk and banging his teammate's mom. If that isn't a pimp in the making I don't know what is.